What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?
11.06.2025 07:35
Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …
Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!
Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.
Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!
After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.
Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.
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At least until the peyote kicks in ...
Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority
Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)
Why does TikTok allow porn stars in its platform? Isn't it aimed at teenagers?
In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …
But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!
Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.
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Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!
Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.
Make Nazis afraid again!
Marijuana makes Jesus cry!
I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.
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And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.
Shameless vixen! Trollop!
Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!
In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …
Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?
“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”
What thing happened to you as a child that you haven’t let go of to this day?
I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.
Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.
Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.
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Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.
Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.
¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!
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Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.
And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...
Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!
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Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.